Bastards in Congress Strike Again!

So the bastards in Congress decided that they know how much light your house needs. See, for all of us who use an old-fashioned light bulb, we are morons; we use too much energy! (Can you read some of the loony left's whiny tone into that? It doesn't come across in a blog post.) These people are jackholes!

See, I speak with experience. My parents bought that fancy twisting bulb things and I tried one in my lamp so I could read. Now, I am in a bind about how much it will actually cost my family, but assuming I was younger when this happened, the state of Michigan would be out quite a bit from the glasses they would have to pay for. (See, Bastiet's idea of the "seen and unseen" even updates with technology. Amazing how a story about candle makers is still relevant for light bulbs.) Exactly how does energy usage decrease when instead of one lamp I now need 4 to read? Like the super flush toilet, common-sense isn't very widespread in Washington. (For those who didn't hear, it took about 4 flushes of a super flush toilet to get the same result of a normal flush. So, if it uses one third the water, that means I used four-thirds, or for the non-math folks, I used more water in the super flush than the regular one.)

See, life used to be about choices, living life as you wanted with no interference from petty bureaucraps. See, odd dictates from the royalty was what led people to flee and come to America in the first place. Insane taxes led to the American Revolution. Now, some might say we don't need open warfare, but perhaps the time is approaching. See, open warfare only comes from people who think they need to mother the rest of us, people who rightly could be called mature adults. Any revolution would dissolve into violence simply because those babies in Washington would be so concerned that people might actually realize how worthless they really are, they would have to fight back and all they know is violence. Now, does that mean it would be the Army? No, not at first. These idiots would call in the FBI all guns-a-blazin'. That would be violent enough.

So, what does a royal light bulb decree mean? Maybe it is time to dress up like Muslims and dump those fancy bulbs into the harbor. (You would need to dress up as something the government hates and so Muslims are the target, though I could say Christians as well, even though it is obvious it is the rich white males they end up passing laws against. But, that one wouldn't work very well so Muslims win.)

Ultimately, I feel a war is coming before the end of my lifetime. Even though almost everyone has been babied and brainwashed to think the government is our parent, there are still enough, well nutjobs if you parrot the government line, that are willing to kill for the right to live free. Most people want to be left alone, but they never seem to care when the government forces them to do something. Odd isn't it? When they see the gun in the room, they whine, but when they don't actually see the gun, just see the cop willing to use it, they act like docile children. Amazing.

Well, this post didn't turn out exactly how I thought it would. Oh well. Bastards in Congress Strike Again is still an appropriate title. Now all we need is the Rebel Alliance. (You know, for all the talk of Star Wars resembling the United States in the final movie with Palpatine as George W. Bush, remember Palpatine was a Senator that declared power. We have a former Senator like that now, getting very close to having Emperor-like powers. Now, do you know who I am talking about? Eh, nope, not Hillary. See, Hillary doesn't have any real power. I am talking about Algore. See, I swear if that dull turd showed up sprouting off against flies, pest control for flies would be "environmentally safe." (I took this example from a David Eddings book, and come to think of it, the character who banned flies is a heckuva lot like Algore. Moronic religious nut commanding an army of misfits with no real brain power to think with. And for those who claim environmental extremists are smart, ask them a logical question and watch them squirm. Yep, no real brains among them.)

Well, after my two pop culture references, I am done here. Now if only I could find a harbor where they are importing this screwed up light bulbs. Hmm... "They are energy efficient." BS! Did you hear that you have to leave them on for 15 minutes at a time or they die sooner? Yeah, how does that energy efficiency thing work again? Lighting an unoccupied room for 14 and a half minutes to save a bulb? Yeah, I don't think so. Idiots! Does anyone in Congress actually have a brain? (Insert the best pop culture reference here.)

Would the Racists Just Shut Up?

So, in a Monday night NFL game, one of the referees supposedly called a black player "boy." Now, many people are coming out saying how this is racist. Except, only one thing. The ref himself was black.

So here is what I want to know. In a hockey game (almost all of the players and refs are white), do the refs ever say "Okay boys, break it up" when a fight starts? Do they ever use the word "boys?" That is what I want to know.

Let's keep some perspective here. Then again, did the guy even say this? Who knows? But let's stop pulling out the race card every time some black person gets offended. It just makes the claim seem that much less. Remember what our parents always said about the boy who cried wolf; if everything turns into race, then really nothing is about race. Just something to remember.