Global Warming Questions (Before Algore Censors Me)

So, with a new "extensive" report on humans causing climate change, I wonder if these bastards will ever answer my two big, deal-breaker questions.

1) If the Earth is warming, how was it only 30 years ago that these same "experts" were Chicken Little-like warning of "Global Cooling?"

2) If man is responsible for the Earth warming up, then how exactly did the Ice Age end? For those who need more info, consider this. The Earth cooled down right, and ice covered parts of the Southern U.S. ok? How exactly did the ice go away? If it melted, then how? Why did it melt? Me, I would suggest (rather logically you would have to agree) that somehow the Earth warmed up and the ice then melted. But for that to be true, it couldn't have been man made. I mean, there weren't any cars or factories back then. So how did it happen? If "global warming" is man made, we are the cause of it here in the good ol' U.S. of A., then how did the Ice Age end?

3) So some nut on the Weather Channel wants meteorologists to lose their licences if they don't blindly advocate against global warming. Umm, ok.... So if a meteorologist predicts global warming, should we believe them if they can't even predict the weather forecast for tomorrow?

You see, Algore and his cronies can't answer those questions. And they really don't want to answer number 2. They get their power from scaring all the sheeple out there who blindly scream, "We are heating the Earth. Stop! Stop! Stop! Yes, tax me so I can help stop climate change." For you see, that is all this is about. Simply a way to get money out of the U.S. and to hurt us financially. So what would happen to the world if the U.S. disappeared? All those so-called "equality" whiners (who really don't care about real equality; once again, they just want money and power) make movies about having all Mexicans or blacks disappear. So what would happen if the U.S. and its economy vanished? Well, we know some of the effects because that is essentially what happened in 1929. And that sure was great for the world, as the following depression allowed a certain German with a stupid mustache to take over that economically ravaged country. For you see, without the U.S., the world couldn't survive. They need us to buy their products and in turn, they need us as a place to invest. For those "poor, third-world countries," they need our aid money.

So you see, global warming is a myth. Until at least they can answer question 2, there will never be global warming. End of discussion.