Some Great Quotes

"The ants are fascinated by the nipples on the caterpillar. Of course, I can't blame the ants."
- My former roommate Ben

"As I have said time and again, 9/11 changed everything. Everything, that is, except the national Democrats' shameful, manic obsession with bringing down a commander-in-chief. John Kerry has been wrong many times, but he's never been more wrong than in his failure to support our troops and our commander in chief in this war on terror. So, my critics can call me a psychopath and fire spitballs at me and froth at the mouth when an ex-president sends me a nasty letter. That's the freedom of speech they all enjoy, courtesy of the American soldier."
- former Congressman Zell Miller

"Thank God for President George W. Bush, a man of the people."
- A caller on Newstalk 580 WTCM's Radio Graffiti out of Traverse City who calls in every day.